May
So, here I am at last...
Ryokuto High School
Oh, Ya-kun! You're moving into a dorm?! Why?
I thought we could live together. Why?
I, Kazuya Hasukawa,
am moving into a dorm at Ryokuto High today.
My only blood relative, my elder brother Kazuhiro,
got married this spring
and my home has become a newlywed's household.
Oh sure, Ya-kun hates me.
Go ahead and move out to a dorm or anywhere else.
But who in the world can live with one's first love,
who's now somebody else's wife,
under the same roof?
Anyway, congratulations on entering the school.
You're a student in this school as of today.
And congratulations on your recovery.
I'm glad to know that you're alright now.
Thank you very much.
But the hard part is yet to come.
It's very disadvantageous for you
to miss the whole first month of high school life here.
Hasukawa-kun, you must overcome that handicap.
Please do your best.
Yes, sir!
That was such a mess.
When I came over to see the school, I almost got hit by a car at the gate.
The train stopped because of heavy snow on the day of the exam.
The delivery of the exam results was delayed because of a mail accident.
And on top of that,
I was hospitalized on the first day of school.
But I have no place to go back to...
No way I'm gonna lose.
Excuse us.
I'd like to introduce you.
He's the student council president, Shinobu Tezuka-kun.
And he's the dorm head, Mitsuru Ikeda-kun.
Nice to meet you.
I'll show you the way to the dorm.
They're the sempai in the dorm.
So ask them anything, as if they're your brothers.
Brother?
It's been my dream to get into Ryokuto High which my brother attended.
He was the role model student who raised me after our parents died.
He's also the one who destroyed my image of the ideal man.
I'll never forgive him for that!
Did you say something?
Uh, no.
Hospitalized on the first day of the semester...
that was such a misfortune.
Did you get injured or something?
Something like that...
I see. At any rate, I'm glad you're alright.
This Ikeda somewhat reminds me of high school day Kazuhiro...
This is going to be your home, Ryokurin Ryou.
We call it Greenwood.
Greenwood?
It's hard to pronounce Ryokurin Ryo, right?
Everybody's been looking forward to seeing you!
Anime club
Come to our Judo Club!
Baseball Club!
Karate Club
Drama Club: Coming soon 'This is Cherrywood'
Nobody is supposed to hold membership drives in the dorm,
so they can't talk to you.
This place is a part of the school,
but it's an independent facility.
That's how we protect the private lives in the dorm.
I welcome you, Kazuya Hasukawa-kun.
Right now, we're promoting the beauty of the Lord's words
through sales of the Bible...
Don't mind him.
This is your room.
Hey! Your roommate is here!
That's right, they're double rooms...
What's wrong, Hasukawa-kun?
There's a girl inside.
That was your roommate!
Shun Kisaragi.
He surprised me... I thought he was really a girl.
She is.
I'm a freshman like you. Nice to meet you.
It's not surprising that you're shocked.
But we thought you should know since you'll be living in the same room.
We didn't notice ourselves till she told us,
although we thought 'he' was a bit weird.
Everything including her family registration says she's male.
But she's a genuine girl.
There's some problems in her family,
and she was raised as a boy ever since she was born.
I can't tell you what the problem is right now.
But she has to graduate here as a male student named Shun Kisaragi.
W... what?!
So, Hasukawa-kun,
we need your cooperation.
This is a secret that nobody else must know.
It might be hard on you,
but we want you to help her.
Well then, see you later.
Get some rest and get used to this place fast.
They gotta be kidding.
How am I supposed to live with a girl impersonating a guy for three years?
Kisaragi-san!
Call me Shun.
How can you accept this?
Uhm.
I don't mind, I've been in boys' school before.
So I'm used to it. Besides, I trust you.
Don't trust people so easily!
Hasukawa-kun, one more thing.
This is a rather old building.
The walls are pretty thin and the room next door is ours.
If we should ever hear her scream...
We won't let you get away with that...
I'm sorry. Is this too much trouble for you?
Sure, I know...
To be honest, I was relieved when I heard you were hospitalized...
you can tell the dorm supervisor about me.
No... I won't.
Really?!
ALRIGHT!
Hasukawa-kun of room 210, your luggage has arrived.
Looks like your stuff is here!
I'll help you with it!
Shit...
The situation hasn't changed a bit!
Suka-chan!
Suka-chan.
Just a sec. I'm changing right now.
Say, do you mind if I call you 'Suka-chan'?
Sounds cute, doesn't it?
Morning, Hasukawa.
Oh, good morning.
Did you sleep well last night? Starting classes today, right?
Yes...
You might have a hard time catching up,
but we can give you help anytime you want.
Thank you.
Too bad we aren't in the same class.
That's all for today.
I don't understand a thing...
Hasukawa! Your roommate is Kisaragi, right?
Oh, you know him?
He's pretty famous.
Good luck, Hasukawa.
Greenwood is a den of weirdos to begin with.
But I wish Kisaragi was a real girl.
That's true. I'd happily live with him, then.
Switch with me, will ya?
First of all, there are way too few women here
even for a boys' school.
Really. I mean, this is the only school with a male staffer in the medical room.
I can't stand it.
Right? You think so, too?
He was aiming for a girls' school for sure.
No, I heard he's gay.
Medical Room
Sorry to bother you with just a scratch.
No problem.
The medical room is for students.
Come in whenever you need to.
Thank you very much.
Excuse me.
Kazuya! What are you doing to your elder brother?
You PERVERT!
I don't remember having a brother like you!
Something bothering you?
My real brother was more manly, intrepid, and energetic!
Why the hell does he have to spend the rest of his life in a boys' school's medical room?
Shit...
Listen. Let me get this straight.
You and I aren't related inside the school, alright?!
And one more thing!
One more thing...
Don't you dare make Sumire-chan cry!
Why should I?
My dear wife?
Hey, remember, she is my dear wife!
Oh, how I love teasing him.
I won't end up like him.
I'll live a normal life!
Welcome back!
You have to be a man, right?
Then, wouldn't it be better if you act more masculine? Like your hair...
If I do, I might blow my cover.
It's better to forget about it and be in a boys' school.
That way, everybody would think I'm just a bit weird.
But...
if you want me to cut it, I'll cut it.
N... no I didn't mean... like that...
You're so cute, Suka-chan.
Can I ask you a favor?
I wanna change.
Hi.
I'm so glad you're such a sincere person.
We can leave Kisaragi in your hands without worrying.
If you don't understand any of your homework,
we can give you a hand.
Oh yeah. Why not start tomorrow?
Thank you very much.
This can't go on.
I can't study, worrying so much about Shun.
I have to do something.
Uh, you're gonna go study in sempai's room, right?
Yeah...
I'll drop by too.
I got some things to ask.
I'll get going.
YOU SON OF A...
Oops...
Oouch!
What was that thing?!
Let's see it again!
Ahh! Pervert! Stop that!
Shuddup!
I'm sorry!
I was just doing what Mitsuru-sempai
and Shinobu-sempai told me to do! Honest!
Mitsuru-sempai?
Look, he finally noticed.
How many days was that?
Third day in the afternoon.
Shoot, I lost.
If he hadn't noticed for one more day...
Stupid Shun blew it.
Who made a bet for today?
So, he finally noticed. The afternoon of the third day, right?
Wow... today's chances was 18 to 1.
That was a dark horse.
We'll get quite a bit of yield coming our way.
That's good.
Oh, Hasukawa, we've been waiting for you.
I mean, we were told that a jerk, who went down with an ulcer
on the day newcomers move in, was finally coming.
So, we figured we'd give you a special welcome.
Thanks for getting suckered for three days,
we earned quite a bit for your welcome party.
We'll hold a big party pretty soon,
so stay tuned...
He punched Mitsuru?!
I told you he's one of those who can't take jokes.
Good punch...
I think I'll like him.
What're ya gonna do in an exam if you can't even get a problem like this?!
July
Don't hit that easily!
I'm not asking you to tutor me because I want to.
D
You can say that after the finals are over.
D
With whose help did you survive the midterm?
D
Mitsuru.
You should go easy on him.
He's delicate enough to get an ulcer
because of entrance exam pressure.
I didn't get an ulcer because of the exam.
D
Two months have passed since I moved into Greenwood.
Greenwood has the weirdest bunch of Ryokuto High students.
Like a guy who looks exactly like a girl...
Furusawa-sempai.
Hey, Suka, Shun.
How's it going?
Or a man who's living with his motorcycle.
Hmm, I sure wish there was a parking lot in the dorm.
There's a side branch section of a religious organization.
And a twosome who turned their room into a video arcade
and are making a profit out of the operation.
Anyway, I have to put up with them for a bit more.
Once the term final is over,
I can spend the summer holiday alone peacefully.
D
Hey! Try to hide that pissed-off attitude from a sempai.
Why don't you sit somewhere else once in a while?
It's none of your business where I sit, isn't it?
As long as you're just sitting, that is.
Mitsuru-sempai, you eat a lot, don't you?
I have to meet my high energy requirements to maintain this face, you know?
By the way Hasukawa, you submitted the form to stay for summer, didn't ya?
Why aren't you going home for the summer?
This and that...
You sure worked hard.
Once I thought you wouldn't make it...
See ya.
I'll get you a souvenir!
Alright! The quiet life is finally arriving!
I thought so but...
Why are you two staying here?
This and that.
It's us who should be complaining.
Shinobu... I thought we could be alone together.
Stop that.
Hasukawa's showing the whites of his eyes.
He sure can't take jokes, can he?
So this year, 19 students submitted forms for staying here during the summer.
Anybody who didn't submit the form?
It's the summer holiday, but the dorm rules such as cleaning up or curfew are still in effect.
There are this many?
But then, this place which normally has 200 people,
is rather big now that we're down to 19.
Sumire-chan...
You look bored.
Leave me alone.
Why don't we go take a bath together?
No thanks. I know you've got some trick up your sleeve.
Is this where they cut you open for the operation?
Why didn't you go home, Hasukawa?
My brother got married.
So I don't wanna be a nuisance...
What?!
You idiot!
Such a wasted opportunity.
I'm different from you people.
D
Could it be one of those... ?
Cliche of falling for your elder brother's wife?
And why are you two here?!
First of all, where's your home, Mitsuru-sempai?!
Me? In the Uguisu Dani neighborhood.
What?!
You're a Tokyo native?!
Why do you live in a dorm if your home is so close?!
Don't you how much trouble you're causing people around here.
Some guts you've got.
I'll do it.
Oh, thank you.
P. A. ROOM
Hasukawa-kun of room 210.
Your sister-in-law is here to see you.
Please come to the guest room.
Sempai!
Hasukawa, I didn't know you were there.
Sumire-chan?!
Ya-kun!
In the middle of this hot day?
I was so worried about you!
Why haven't you come back?!
If you're feeling hesitant because of me, don't worry.
After all, you're my brother, aren't you?
I... can't take it anymore!
I guess Ya-kun was against our marriage after all...
Sure, Kazuhiro-kun was his only brother...
Maybe Ya-kun felt like I stole him away.
Could she be... ?
The real cause of his ulcer?
Damn! What am I doing?!
Sumire-chan's gonna take it in a weird way!
Shoot.
Sempai might be saying funny stuff to her!
Sumire-chan!
She already left.
D
She said she just wanted to see you.
Ahhh... there goes the babe...
Sempai. What did you tell Sumire-chan?
I told her unless you take the supplementary course,
you're gonna fail this year.
And I added that you were suffering from diarrhea since last night.
Any problem with that?
Thank you!
Good.
I'm sorry, Sumire-chan.
But I have to forget about you,
or else I can't go home.
August
One more day to go, isn't it?
Isn't Shun supposed to be coming back today?
Hasukawa, have you...
Finished! I finished all the homework by myself.
No way can you demand gratitude again.
You're getting really twisted, aren't you?
Whose fault do you think that is?
Here they come. Watch it!
That fad returns every once in a while, doesn't it?
They're students in the junior high near here.
They're doing it just for fun.
Hey, what's wrong?
SEMPAAAIII!
Suka-chaan! I'm back!
So, she's pretty good looking.
Wow, Hasukawa's sister?
I wish I could see her.
Me, too.
Damn it, it pisses me off that a school doctor
could marry a woman like her.
Right?
It's none of my business.
I'm not related to the school doctor.
Oh?
September
Ikeda-kun, how is your faked illness?
I'm fine now.
By the way, how's Kazuya doing?
These days, he's hating me more than ever.
Because you tease him.
I know, but his reaction is so cute, that I just have to...
Is your own brother that cute?
Sure, he's so cute!
Mister, you should be damned glad
that you got married to a regular woman.
Naturally (I did).
So, you know what happened when your wife came over to the dorm?
Kazuya. Mitsuru told me everything.
Your nose-bled when Sumire hugged you, didn't you?
Don't come home for a while.
I wouldn't even if you ask me!
I'm not gonna go back till I graduate!
What? You're not going home for the winter break, either?
D
Come on.
Don't you wanna spend a wonderful new year with your beautiful sister?
December
Keep your hand off of someone else's wife.
I said I'm not going home.
I'll stay at the dorm, so stop imagining weird things.
Oh no. You will go home.
How can you be so sure?
Because... heheh.
You can't stay at the dorm over the winter holiday.
D
So you didn't know after all.
The dorm closes down over the winter holiday so the staff can take a holiday.
No way!
panic panic
Now what?
I'd like to leave behind my bike.
Would it be alright?
Don't worry.
Nobody would steal that from the 3rd floor.
There. Doctor Hasukawa in the medical room told me to give this to you.
What a thick-skinned...
There's also a message.
Sumire-san wants to know if you're coming back on Christmas.
But I'm...
Not going home till you graduate?
C'mon, don't push yourself,
and go home where your beautiful sister is waiting for you.
She sure is a cruel lady...
But she doesn't know a thing...
That's what's so cruel...
This heart mark is the worst of all.
So, did he find the solution?
Sumire-chan... I hate you...
I don't have enough to stay at a hotel...
Don't you have any relatives you can explain the situation and let you stay?
D
What's wrong?
Come to think about it, I don't know any of my relatives.
What?!
Didn't you met any at your brother's wedding ceremony?!
The ceremony was held at a shrine, and we never had any reception,
so I only saw Sumire-chan's parents...
At my mom's funeral, my neighbors helped us,
and I only saw my father in photos...
That's...
You think that's pretty miserable?
On top of that... my first love got married to my brother,
so I can't go home.
Could it be that I'm REALLY that unfortunate?
No... I don't have time to get depressed.
I better think of a way to make it through the winter holiday...
I hear Hasukawa is depressed down to the pits.
Yeah, since yesterday.
He realized how unfortunate he is.
Let's see.
I can stay here till the last day, pretend to go home,
and after the dorm closes up, sneak in.
That's the only choice...
maybe I'll make it without the heater... it's too miserable...
I see.
Please do something! I can't stand it!
I hear you're troubled.
Come to our room.
The Lord will guide you through.
Suka-chan!
PLEASE wake up!
Looks like he won't come out of it if we leave him alone.
What're you going to do?
We can't treat him like a baby!
I'm gonna make him the next dorm head!
I'll have to train him a bit more.
Wonder how long it's gonna last...
He'll come out of it pretty soon.
No, I'm talking about you.
D
I have to sneak back into the dorm after all.
I can last ten days by myself.
Sumire-chan's gonna be angry...
Suka-chan.
What is it?
Why don't you come to my place?
My family owns an inn.
You don't have to pay for the stay.
If there isn't any room, you can stay in mine.
What're you going to do?
Kazuya-kun...
Would it be alright with you... if I become Mrs. Hasukawa?
Suka-chan?
Are you asleep?
Shun, I'm going home.
So cold...
That was a quick trip.
Weren't you going over next door?
Not anymore...
Will you quit giggling!?
I like you, Mitsuru.
So, we're the last ones after all.
I wonder why.
Anyway, good luck.
Hasukawa
I'm home!
Welcome home!
Eat as much as you want! I made all these for you with all my heart!
We postponed Christmas dinner till you came back.
We'll be going over to my parents' place for the New Year.
They're looking forward to seeing you.
Oh no, the sake is overheating.
How does it taste?
Is it good?
G... good thing I came back...
Re-Subtitled by NT-ANIME and Blue Shield
Translated by Daisuke Suzuki
This video was subtitled by fans for fans.
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God grants us encounters so that we
Can share the precious moments with someone else.
If you have an honest smile and just a little courage,
Even the most painful memories will fade away someday.
Come and join us in this Green Paradise,
Although you won't find any considerate fellows here.
We are the No-Brand Heroes
We're shining
We are the No-Brand Heroes
Brighter than the sun,
Embracing the only future in this world.
January
I've been away for only 10 days.
But It seems like I've been away for so long.
I feel like I'm back to the place I belong to.
After all, this place is...
This is...
This Is Greenwood
Nagisa Strikes Back!
I just saw Nagisa-san.
Shinobu-sempai, you better watch out again.
He'll take care of it. Right?
For the record, I don't wanna get stripped again.
That'll disappoint your fans.
Really, Mitsuru-sempai.
You twits... Just because it's not your problem...
So, whatever is going on here...
The terror of Nagisa is creeping into Greenwood.
Stay TUUUUNED!
Don't pop out of nowhere and get excited!